Ok, I may have lied slightly when I was talking about the Choose Your Own Adventure thing. Sorry. But I want your quarter-century celebration to be perfect, so I'm going to let you make some decisions. What would you like to do? [[Go to dinner]] [[I know we have reservations, but I just want to stay in]] [[Something completely random]] [[I hate this already, you decide]] [[Start here if you want to laugh]] Sticking with the original plan, how responsible of you Just to make sure, still The Playground? [[Yes, The Playground]] [[AYCE Sushi]] [[Somewhere with noods]] [[None of the above]]Oh, mixing it up, I like it So now, what are we doing? [[The Fast Food Sampler, Part 2]] [[Fuck me up one time with the largest DoorDash order known to man]] [[Bedroom, Now]] <img scr=https://media0.giphy.com/media/UbDQgI6ZeXuUg/giphy.gif>Glad you chose this, because we do it so well. [[Randomize]]Shutting down, beep boop... <img src=https://i.gifer.com/THFO.gif> Because the first time was just so glorious <img src=https://ca-times.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/38c4bbc/2147483647/strip/true/crop/1914x1076+0+0/resize/840x472!/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fcalifornia-times-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com%2F86%2Fa1%2Ff519a40f3256128ad171a24d9417%2Fla-1547594385-7ilyg3lpll-snap-image> [[Press me when you are done eating]] I am already loving this idea. Now, on to figure out what we want... <img src=https://media0.giphy.com/media/fo4LET4L6NwpnzyE8p/giphy.gif> [[Press me when you are done eating]] Perfect, let's go! <img src=https://threebestrated.com/images/PlaygroundDTSA-SantaAna-CA.jpeg> [[Press me when you are done with dinner]]S U S H I P O P ! <img src=https://media.giphy.com/media/tN1YiOeZmIRKE/giphy.gif> [[Press me when you are done with dinner]] Tasteful NOOODS <img scr=https://static1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Sometimes+you+just+eat+and+eat+and+cant+stop+_82a1b2040f462bd1598735d608bb9c27.gif> [[Press me when you are done with dinner]] This... this complicates things. But no worries, I have <b> SOLUTIONS </b> (goto-url: "https://www.yelp.com/search?find_desc=Best%20Place%20to%20Have%20Birthday%20Dinner&find_loc=Anaheim%2C%20CA") The randomizer has spoken, and it says: (either: "Go to the Movies" , "Park" , "Arcade" , "Tequila Shots" , "Escape Room" , "The Sex™" , "Batting Cages" , "Shopping" , "Drive to Mexico" , "Netflix and Chill" , "Fabric Store" , "Book Store" , "The Beach" , "Karaoke" , "Guitar Lesson" , "Lechuga del Diablo") [[Randomize]] [[I lied, take me back ->Start Here]] If you get to this screen, it means I haven't completely fucked this night up. I deserve a kiss for that, yeah? Ok, on to the next decision, birthday girl (<b> T W E N T Y F I V E </b>) [[More Food]] [[Dessert]] [[Something completely random]] [[♫ Take Me Home Tonight ♫]]I didn't even fill this one in because I just assumed we wouldn't have to use it. If you find this, I owe you one ;) You deserve it! What kind of dessert? [[Wine is definitely a dessert]] [[Ice Cream]] [[Cake/Pie]] [[You Decide]] <img src=https://media0.giphy.com/media/mmX8uTL2W7idG/giphy.gif?cid=790b761113fb6fa5aaab4f76f5217e783e549300f970d03c&rid=giphy.gif> It is a school night, and I want you to be responsible, so let me know what you'd like [[I'm going to be responsible and call it a night]] [[Find parking]]Wow, I did not think that was going to work.... <img src=https://media1.giphy.com/media/qbnjBfY3i8uas/giphy.gif?cid=790b761190e8d1281378e6efa136cd8d54ee658ff60c4d8f&rid=giphy.gif> What now? [[The Fast Food Sampler, Part 2]] [[Fuck me up one time with the largest DoorDash order known to man]] [[Now I feel like going out ->Go to dinner]] This is a slippery slope to tequila shots, which is absolutely not a complaint. <img src=https://media3.giphy.com/media/xT8qBqDT6eRXAt3T6U/giphy.gif> Ready to head home? [[♫ Take Me Home Tonight ♫]] A great choice! A few options... [[Target to get a pint so I can eat it at home with no pants on]] [[Roadtrip to LA to get that one ice cream you rave about]] [[Something hipster-y in the neighborhood]]BIRTHDAY CAKE! Birthday pie? Either way, let's do it! [[♫ Take Me Home Tonight ♫]] Is you an option? I'll wait 'til later for that. For now, let's get you dessert [[♫ Take Me Home Tonight ♫]] [[Ok, that's embarassing ->Start Here]] <img src=https://kingtrivia.com/wp-content/uploads/kt_recaps/king-trivia_pali-wine-company-anaheim_2019-09-12_19911-3.jpeg>Look at us being responsible adults. I heard that happens as you age. Thank you for a fantastic night and I hope you enjoyed your birthday! [[The End]]Really, really hoping you got to this screen. I mean, I had the other one there just in case, but it was... less than sincere haha (Don't forget to call my car in if I find something in the lot) [[Press me when we're inside]]If you get to this screen, it means I haven't completely fucked this night up. I deserve a kiss for that, yeah? Ok, on to the next decision, birthday girl (<b> T W E N T Y F I V E </b>) [[More Food]] [[Dessert]] [[Something completely random]] <iframe width="894" height="503" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/NLZ6cK4KBEw" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>Did anyone nod at me in the Target? I feel like I need that to happen in every Target now. [[♫ Take Me Home Tonight ♫]] Hell yeah! ...but I also don't know the name of the place, so gonna need your help on that [[♫ Take Me Home Tonight ♫]] This is like hipster mecca. And hopefully we don't run into any more of my coworkers haha [[♫ Take Me Home Tonight ♫]] Well, hopefully you've had a great time so far. Hopefully that can continue... [[I'll tell you what I want]] [[Do what you'd like]]I will do exactly as you say, so tell me what you want. <img src=https://media1.giphy.com/media/3oz8xy0dJ6NZYBDzBC/giphy.gif> [[The End]]This is going to be fun ;) <img src=https://i.imgur.com/yFwVxjR.png> [[The End]](set: $counter to 250) You have |amount>[$counter] seconds until this is active! (live: 1s)[ (set: $counter to it - 1) (if: $counter <= 0)[(stop:)(go-to: "Start Here")] (replace: ?amount)[$counter] ] <img src=https://media.giphy.com/media/xUOxf0vukEHTKkD4ic/giphy.gif>